Multitasking...

We've heard it for so long that we accept the lie. It's been repeated so often that we blindly accept it as a universal truth. Men can't multitask.

So I ask you this: How come the people who complain we can't multitask (women, for those struggling to keep up) see no conflict between this claim and their other universal complaint about us men.

I am referring, of course, to our innate, God-given capacity to read and take a dump simultaneously.

This, I'm sure you will agree, is multitasking on a grand scale.